no. you can't hotbox the world.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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