That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
