i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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