Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
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