We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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