p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just forgot I was standing up.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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