For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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