Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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