that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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