In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
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