I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I need a burrito and a hug.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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