I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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