carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
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