i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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