I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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