Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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