Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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