Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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