Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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