you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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