Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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