When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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