have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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