that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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