Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(