Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
