Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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