yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Soap is not a condiment
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
