Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I came so hard my ears popped.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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