I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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