from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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