I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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