4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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