And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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