how can u be prego again
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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