Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
that is very illegal...i love you.
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