Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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