thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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