I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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