So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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