We're facebook friends in real life
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
