My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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