Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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