I puked a lego.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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