I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
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