Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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