how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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