Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
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I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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