Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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