im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Is it because I queefed?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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