why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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