He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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